He once wrote a story about a man who was born at the age of thirtytwo with a self-destruct mechanism in his gonads, such that he could be sure of only one orgasm before he died. This man traveled all over the world, seeking out the perfect mate for this ultimate experience, but blew it one night in a wet dream on a jet flight over Bangkok. What was fascinating about this story was neither his travels for his dream, but rather the peculiar physical appearance of a man kept so long in the womb. He had rather liked this story and stayed with it longer than most, but had to abandon it finally when he’d heard about the new cults forming about jetliners.

robert coover - in bed one night

Natural Law / Creem winter tour

12/27 - Pittsburgh, PA @ The Mr. Roboto Project w/ Slices, Hounds of Hate
12/28 - Columbus, OH @ Legion of Doom w/ Fumes, Enzuigiri
12/29 - St. Louis, MO @ TBA w/ TBA
12/30 - Indianapolis, IL @ The Glory Hole w/ Dog Fight, Side FX, Zodiacs
12/31 - Bloomington, IN @ Fort Vegan w/ State Violence, Deathrats + more
1/1 - Chicago, IL @ 2201 W Huron w/ No Statik, Cold Lovers, Manipulation
1/2 - Cleveland, OH @ The Tower w/ Shoppers
1/3 - Toronto, ON @ Siesta Nouveaux w/ Violent Future, Snake Charmer, Sabotage
1/4 - Montreal, QC @ Death House w/ TBA
1/5 - Portland, ME @ TBA w/ Hoax + more
1/6 - Boston, MA @ Democracy Center w/ No Statik & No Sir, I Won’t
1/7 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Acheron w/ No Statik, Deathrats, Death First (no CREEM on this show)